I'm overdue in extending a word of public thanks to Penn State police officers Stephanie Brooks and Bradley Eckels.
They were generous in accommodating me and CDT photographer Michelle Klein at the Penn State-Akron game Sept. 2, when we covered the new, limited ban on tailgate drinking.
Klein and I walked the parking lots with Brooks and Eckels, watching how they interacted with fans -- and how the fans responded to the new ban.
But the most entertaining part of the day -- by far -- had nothing to do with the rule.
A young guy -- probably a college kid -- was relieving himself about halftime near the Bryce Jordan Center, in an east parking lot.
Brooks and Eckels spotted him and approached. The kid saw them, zipped up and took off across the field just south of the Jordan Center.
His friends cheered his escape sprint. Eckels pursued him a while, then turned back.
Some days, when more pressing police work is on the agenda, such pursuits just aren't worth the time, Brooks said.
Earlier in the afternoon, a drunkard approached the officers as they patrolled a grassy tailgate lot east of Beaver Stadium He was definitely drunk, and he was definitely in public. He just wanted to talk a bit about the foul weather.
Because he appeared a danger neither to himself nor to others, Brooks and Eckels said, they didn't give him any grief. They reserve citations for the drunks who pose a real problem.
Thing is, if they were to stop every intoxicated person in town, they said, they'd never get any real work done.
Considering that they work 20-hour shifts on home-game weekends -- well, that's saying something.